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-Diana. 20. Ursuline Academy/Mills College/University of Cincinnati. Classics. I speak the language of keysmashes and moans. I adore making new friends and reading and the very existence of Netflix.
-Tracked tag: nofuckinginthelibrary
-"where can i download a 6’2” and slightly tousled literature enthusiast?"
-Last bad day: [12/13/2013]

I had a really really good day and I told my therapist it wouldn’t last because I know how these things work and all my ups come with equal downs these days but I didn’t expect to be proven right so dramatically by something outside of myself.

I am not a violent person. But tonight I feel I could be.

I want to smash dishes and hurl cruel words that bite flesh and bruise to the bone. I want to destroy peace of mind and disrupt a life time of sleep. I want to thrust stilettos through eye sockets and feel knuckles crunch under my feet.

I want the satisfaction of giving as good as I got. And then giving 100 times more.

Because this pain isn’t worth it. Either it isn’t anymore or maybe it never was but I wanted it to be. I hoped there would be an end; I swore it was worth waiting, convinced I should have faith.

The waiting is worth it. But I doubt what I’m waiting for is.

— 16 hours ago
#personal  #it's been a shit day 

Hey classy classicists!!!

Any recommendations for readings on Penelope/Homeric women?
(Just for fun, so no specific topics necessary)

— 16 hours ago
#classics  #homer  #the odyssey  #penelope  #odysseus  #tagamemnon 

The events of yesterday’s shopping trip with the boy child are just now sinking in.

At some point we discussed why certain undergarments work better in certain situations, and how heels *ahem* display a person’s body.

Oh, and he told me I should buy Cosmo to improve my sex life.

— 16 hours ago
#I did not give boy child permission to become a snarky teenager!!!  #yet this he has become  #and I still adore the little shit... 

nofuckinginthelibrary:

Live episodes turn me on in the least sexual way possible but hot damn

Okay I lied it is kind of sexual

— 18 hours ago with 2 notes

Live episodes turn me on in the least sexual way possible but hot damn

— 18 hours ago with 2 notes

When getting undressed is painful for no discernible reason the existential doubt really sets in deep

— 19 hours ago with 2 notes

nofuckinginthelibrary:

(Wait season 7 opening WHAT)

CJ AND DANNY ARE TOGETHER AND IT IS CANON????? GET IT DANNY

— 1 day ago with 3 notes
#second otp of the show  #well maybe third  #too many really 

(Wait season 7 opening WHAT)

— 1 day ago with 3 notes
#the west wing 
Anonymous asked: Pay no attention to the incorrect your* in that. :P


Answer:

Haha no problem, sweetie

— 1 day ago
Anonymous asked: Hey, I just wanted to say that you're an amazing and strong person, and if you ever need anything, you're super-followers will be there for you. I hope today improves for you, you deserve it. :)


Answer:

Aw, thanks :)

— 1 day ago

I SHIP CHARLIE AND ZOEY SO HARD I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE

— 1 day ago
#MUCH OTP 

that's the way it goes.

Zoey:Are you going to do what I asked in the email?
Charlie:No.
Zoey:You just refuse.
Charlie:I do. I refuse, respectfully.
Zoey:You can't refuse and be respectful at the same time.
Charlie:Watch me. Ask again.
Zoey:Stop pursuing me.
Charlie:Respectfully, no.
Zoey:Why?
Charlie:'Cause I'm in love with you. and that's the way it goes.
— 1 day ago with 9 notes
#MUCH OTP