Rumors of my virtue have been greatly exaggerated.

Diana. 21. Ursuline Academy/Mills College/University of Cincinnati. Classics. I speak the language of keysmashes and moans. I adore making new friends and reading and the very existence of Netflix. Tracked tag: nofuckinginthelibrary "where can i download a 6’2” and slightly tousled literature enthusiast?" Last bad day: [05/11/2014]

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

(via profound-buttsex)

October 19, 2014

cat-asstrophic:

Petition to have woman’s flannel shirts that are actually flannel

They’re expensive, but: Eddie Bauer.  They’re well shaped and mine has lasted forever and I’m begging for more for Christmas.  Seriously, know where to look and pay for not-cheap fabrics and you’ll find what you’re looking for.

(via hullaballoons)

October 19, 2014
tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY
October 19, 2014

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

(via officialuscongress)

October 19, 2014
takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees
October 19, 2014
millionsmillions:

Modern technology has finally developed a device that aims to aid all perpetually distracted writers – the cleverly titled Hemingwrite.
October 19, 2014
Tags:  # ooooh want

hrunting said: whole new level of jealous, the jealous is over 9000

FOR REAL THOUGH

October 19, 2014
Tags:  # reply
hey how are you, what are you reading, did you get any cute clothes recently, what is the best kind of dessert, if you were a sandwich what sandwich would you be

HI FRIEND HI I’M DOING WELL AND I’M EXCITED BECAUSE THIS IS AN AWESOME ASK

I am reading too many things at once, which, as per usual, has led to a bit of a reading halt, but that will soon be changing!  Anyhow, the short list is a rereading of Rick Riordan’s The Lightning Thief and Nicola Griffith’s Hild.  Hild is a fictional account of the life of a saint in 7th century Britain.  I haven’t really gotten to the main plot yet (it’s rather long…) but so far it’s been fascinating.  It’s so well researched and Hild’s voice is so interesting even as a child.  I don’t think it will be a favorite of mine, but I’m still excited about it.

YES I DID.  I JUST GOT NEW PAJAMAS THEY’RE NAVY BLUE AND THERE’S AN ELEPHANT ON THE POCKET AND THERE’S COMFY PANTS WITH FLOWERS ON THEM TO MATCH ALSO A MUSTARD YELLOW SHIRT BECAUSE I’VE DECIDED I HAVE TO SEE IF I LIKE YELLOW AGAIN AND ALSO A GREEN JACKET.  ALSO I’VE MADE TWO HATS AND AM WORKING ON TWO NEW SCARVES AND THAT’S EXCITING.  (I’ve never made a truly successful hat before, so yeah, and also I’m obsessed with crocheting scarves so I’ve branched into knitting for one of these).  Also I just treated my leather shoes so it’s like I’ve got three new pairs of shoes which is awesome.

The best kind of desert…  that’s rather difficult…  however, Friday, I had this amazing blueberry coffee ice cream and I had to get it because the flavor combination was completely unexpected so I was a little wary but it was the most delicious ice cream I’ve ever had the coffee and blueberry were so well balanced, the coffee wasn’t as strong as most coffee ice creams and I think that was part of its success and just ugh it was perfect.  So yeah.  I think I have to go with ice cream.  I also adore coffee chocolate chip and raspberry chocolate chip gelatos.  Actually pretty much any kind of ice cream.  Except the super brightly colored ones (like blue or green or red) because then I taste the dye and I’m not a fan of that so much…  Also creme brûlée is magic.  So yeah.  Ice cream or creme brûlée.

I def used to be a pb&j.  Specifically on health nut bread with natural peanut butter and smucker’s strawberry preserves (the one with pieces of strawberry in it IE THE BEST EVER).  But now I’m more along the lines of the same bread, the same peanut butter, but replace the jelly with nutella and add some slices of banana…  mmm…  yes.

Also, weird sandwich fact: my brother used to put slices of cheddar cheese on his pb&j.  I never tried it, but I used to think it was gross.  I think I’d actually give it a chance now…  but I still think it’s odd…

(Also thank you thank you thank you this is the best ask ever.  Also I’ve thought of a restaurant you would probably really like in Milford.  They have the best cheese plate I’ve ever had.  It’s kind of amazing.  We should definitely go there.  Oh!  That’s also where I got the blueberry coffee ice cream!  It was homemade!)

October 19, 2014
At least you have a boyfriend bitch
by Anonymous

Woah hello I think that’s a little uncalled for honey

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reportergirl13:

dsneylou:

i connect to this tweet on a spiritual level

I will never NOT reblog this. <3
October 19, 2014
October 15, 2014

phemiec:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

#do no harm but take no shit

(via hrunting)

October 15, 2014
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