Rumors of my virtue have been greatly exaggerated.
"where can i download a 6’2” and slightly tousled literature enthusiast?"
Last bad day: [05/07/2013]
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emotions are hard to deal with for some people. please try and tolerate us
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I think I forgot to post the results of the drunken googly eye night.
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The entire education system summed up in a three panel comic strip.
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“We all romanticize the people we adore.”— John Green (via iamtough)
OH MY GOD THE ENDING OF WHEN HARRY MET SALLY YOU GUYS I AM JUST MAKING SO MANY BAD DECISIONS TODAY STOP ME FROM DOING THIS TO MYSELF PLEASE
maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]
(via 30rockfeller)
17yr:
i dont wanna sound desperate or anything but i crave love and attention 24/7
(via uncatchablefox)
Fucking hormonesssss why do I have to be so clumsy today?! Spilling an entire bottle of water down my front while in bed was really not on my to do list today…
Hahaha, seriously, one of my favorite parts of Jungle Jim’s. Right up there with the produce and bakery sections.Today has been a rather lovely day…
I spent the morning at Jungle Jim’s, a massive international market in Cincinnati. I would post all of the pictures of pastries and multi-colored vegetables and other oddities, but I feel like this picture summarizes our trip:
And then I promptly turned around and met up for ice cream and gossip with another of my closest friends from high school. We swapped stories and talked for awhile. That was really nice. I really missed being able to hang out with her.
And now I am exhausted once again and I would like nothing more than to just curl up in bed with a good book, maybe some wine, and have a nice, quiet evening in.
Mergh. MERRRRRRRRGH. Weird mood. Unfinished plans. Very strange Saturday… I know Ali’s home from Pitt for the weekend, and I still haven’t seen Annie… I haven’t even seen Megan and she’s been home for weeks! Ugh. I need to be better about making plans…
understandingbombadil replied to your post: EW WHAT I refuse to accept that my life has become…
Did you know I was a planned love child? Like, my mother really wanted a girl so she did all this research about when the best time to have sex with my dad was and what to eat to ensure I was a girl? Now THAT is something to avoid thinking about.
Wow. I remember your parents way differently now. Awkward.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Must. Caffeinate.
Goodbye, darlings.
raeminnie replied to your post: (please please PLEASE TELL ME THAT I AM NOT…
THIS WAS LITERALLY ME THE OTHER MORNING. THEY SHUT THEIR DOOR AND UGHSJS IT SQUICKS ME TO THINK ABOUT. knowing they had sex to create you doesn’t mentally prepare you for them still having it. I don’t care hold old or sexually experienced you are
YES. EXACTLY. EXACTLY A MILLION TIMES OVER. I can accept that they have had sex… and that they will probably rekindle stuff after my brother and I move out… and I do try to be pretty sex positive… BUT THEY’RE MY PARENTS AND I CAN HEAR THEM.
Oh, and just over a week ago the day my dad came home from his trip I accidentally walked in on them taking a ‘nap’ in the middle of the day, which would not be suspicious for them except for the fact that they were NAKED and UGHHHHHH NO STOP THAT.
Damn but last night sucked… I would prefer to never dream about being raped again. Or being mauled by a lion; that wasn’t very fun either.
I shatter.
(via becauseimafuckinglady)
“I cannot help thinking that there is something to admire in everyone, even if you do not approve of them.” - A Room with a View (E.M. Forster)
(via masturbationdestination)
EW
WHAT
I refuse to accept that my life has become those last few posts… I’m going to bed now.
Sweet dreams, tumblr, and remember to never think about your parents having sex.
